No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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