chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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