If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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