Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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