: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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