I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He shit in the fireplace
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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