You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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