So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
