i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
