My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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