What a fucking waste of an outfit
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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