the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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