evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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