your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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