I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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