everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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