What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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