What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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