So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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