He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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