D3 body, D1 cock
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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