im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Shame is for Republicans.
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