I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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