wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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