You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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