Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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