That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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