Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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