the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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