You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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