You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
