yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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