I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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