what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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