Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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