I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
