I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize