I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
...so i touched it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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