: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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