I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
