I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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