ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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