i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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