Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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