I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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