I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize