How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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