Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Randomize
