I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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