covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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