Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
