My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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