And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i will never coherently bang her
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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