problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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