...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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