do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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