he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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