Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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